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Summer 2027.
30 weeks of training in one plan. Summer starts now.
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What's included
Every plan gives you
- 10 weeks in four phases: Break In, Build, Reset, Push.
- Sets, reps, rest and form notes for every exercise.
- Two substitutions for every exercise, for when a machine is taken.
- A box to log your weight for every set, so you can see your progress.
- Opens in Excel or Google Sheets.
Pick your plan
Start with Upper/Lower. It's the one I recommend for almost everyone. Upper body one day, legs the next, so you can tell what's supposed to be sore and what isn't. When you're new, being sore is new too, and that matters.
| Plan | Days | Who it's for |
|---|---|---|
| Upper/Lower | 4 a week | Start here. The most common split and my pick. |
| Push/Pull | 4 a week | Also a common split. A good second plan, or a first one if you like push and pull days. |
| Full Body | 3 a week | After 6 to 12 months of training. Full body hits everything every session, and your muscles need conditioning first. |
You're not the exception yet
For your first 10 weeks, do exactly what the plan says. Same exercises, same sets, same rest. Yes, there are exceptions to every plan. You're not the exception yet. Run it as written, log every set, and earn the right to change it.
Learn your body
That's what CPA Cowboy is really about. Over the next two years of training, you will get banged up. I lift and I dance, and I've been hurt more times than I can count. The skill isn't avoiding every injury. It's learning what you can do today: the full workout, half of it, a quarter of it, or just stretching while you recover.
If you're in pain or injured, stop and get medical care. Don't train through an injury. Everything I share is my own experience, not medical advice.
Want to try it first? Get the first 5 weeks of Upper/Lower free.
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General fitness information, not medical advice. Talk to your doctor before starting a new exercise program. © 2026 CPA Cowboy.